Meet the Dogs

J2 - Senior Partner at Five Dogs Law
EX-BEACH DOG
J2
Chief Treat Negotiator
J2 advocates the sleep and treats lifestyle,
OpinionatedTerritorialMostly Dignified
Legal Opinion
“Secondary meaning? I had primary meaning before the firm had a name.”
Ralph - Chief Morale Officer at Five Dogs Law
Ex-Beach Dog
Ralph
Chief Morale Officer
Ralph is relentlessly optimistic in a way that is either infectious or exhausting. He has never met a stranger and is not planning to start. His enthusiasm has no off switch whatsoever.
EnthusiasticLoudCertified Good Boy
Legal Opinion
“The likelihood of confusion is zero. Everyone knows who I am.”
Reggie - Director of Perimeter Security at Five Dogs Law
Ex-Beach Dog
Reggie
Director of Perimeter Security
Reggie takes his responsibilities seriously and would like you to know he noticed you come in. He logs every visitor. His record-keeping is impeccable, if somewhat aggressive in its scope.
VigilantDetail-OrientedSuspicious
Legal Opinion
“The mark is distinctive. I have been distinctive since day one. No acquired distinctiveness required.”
Jackson - Head of Nap Strategy at Five Dogs Law
Ex-Street Dog
Jackson
Head of Nap Strategy
Jackson approaches rest as a discipline. He has identified the optimal napping surfaces in the office and rotates through them on a schedule that nobody can fault. Work-life balance, he calls it.
StrategicWell-RestedHorizontal
Legal Opinion
“Generic marks cannot be registered. ‘Good boy’ is generic. I am not. Important distinction.”
Louie - VP of Client Relations at Five Dogs Law
Ex-Street Dog
Louie
VP of Client Relations
Louie has an instinct for reading the room that most litigators would envy. He knows when to push and when to back off. He will sit on your feet if he decides you need comforting.
EmpatheticIntuitiveLap-Sized
Legal Opinion
“Specimen refusals are a matter of poor preparation. My specimen is impeccable. I prepared it on the couch.”
Tia - Chief Wellness and Biscuit Officer at Five Dogs Law
Ex-Street Dog
Tia
Chief Wellness & Biscuit Officer
Tia is the youngest and the most underestimated. She arrived small and has since expanded her influence considerably. She controls the snack schedule and is fully aware of what that means.
UnderestimatedAmbitiousSnack-Focused
Legal Opinion
“The surname refusal does not apply to me. Tia is fanciful, distinctive, and inherently registrable.”

Photos coming soon. The dogs have been notified of the shoot. J2 is already prepared. Tia has demands. We are in negotiation.

Trademark Facts, Presented by the Dogs
Fanciful Marks
Invented words with no prior meaning get the strongest protection. The dogs consider their names to fall into this category. They are not wrong.
Acquired Distinctiveness
A descriptive mark can become registrable if the public associates it with a single source over time. The dogs achieved this in their first week.
Use in Commerce
To register a trademark, you must use it in commerce. The dogs are actively used in commerce. They appear on this website. This counts.
The Human Behind the Dogs

Jared handles the legal work. The dogs handle morale.

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